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unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

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suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

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showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

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[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

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teamrocketing:

*shows picture of me i like to mom*

mom: but you don’t even look like yourself

me: that’s the point

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d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

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(Source: orhgasm, via profashionall)

(Source: orhgasm, via profashionall)

dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

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dysphorism:

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS

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